Thursday, April 29, 2010

W@tch out! For your seemingly friendly neighbourhood...BREAD THIEF!

gIvEz Me y@ BrEDZ mFkErZ oR Im@ PoP dIs In Y@ FacE!!!!!!

Who steals bread?
like who do you think you are ?
Oliver frikin Twist?
Nobutsrsly.
that was the highlight of my day as my de@r p@l toto told me he stole a box filled with bread early morning from a cafe after a schweet nite out.
o.
m.
g.

That is sew hilar i almost just rofld off ma comp chair.
Back in ze ancient timez he would MOST DEFINETELY have been locked up 4EVER.
Slash had head chopped off/hung/burned at the stake...& shit.
For stealing a mere loaf..no actually ENTIRE BOX.. of bread.
woah.

Sigh.
^_^

Last night was a full m00n!
Perfect for brewing your cauldron, chucking in those newts tails, and stabbing at your
v00d00 dolls.
muAhHAhaHAhaHAhaHAahAH.
**leaps onto broomstick**
totez jks.But its true everything is more magical
with a full, juicy M00N! i love the moon.
and it loves me. the moon controls the tides which is water.
which is water signs, which is Pisces.
I feel very mystical and more psychic than usualllllllll.

2DAY'S RANT.
sO.
i'M ACTUALLY. so fing annoyed at all this media/govt hype to put higher taxes on smoking/put in brown paper packaging and use plain black text on the boxes.
REALLY. ANNOYED.
The government annoys me in general. the alcopop tax? GREAT SUCCESS GOVERNMENT GOOD ON YOU FOR TURNING YOUNG PEOPLE ONTO HARD LIQUOR AND GOON SACKS
yes. thumbs up!!!
Now you are going to raise the prices of cigarettes/make them un-pretty?
wow.
Shouldn't you be like fixing the hospital system itself rather than blaming the smoking population
(which is not the majority may i add)
for all the health system's problems?
f.tards.
Maybe
(THIS IS MY BLOG AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT SO GO AWAY IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE)
the doctor's should stop keeping old, decaying, sick, people alive for years on medication/life support etc. when really they
should be dead and buried.
Then we would not have taxes to pay for their treatment/pensions for as long as we do.
Thus there would be no need for the bullshit excuses to raise the tax on tobacco and blame the world ending on dirty dirty smokers.
f. off. world/anyone who automatically judges/hates people for smoking.
guess what?
I HATE YOU MORE
you arrogant, judgmental, ignorant douchers.
Freedom Of Choice ftw!
p.s. is that her vagina? sorry if it is...i'm a bit puzzled...

Other than that today nothing really of gr8 excitement.
I lost my physio virginity.
Great Success it was awesome and i am in a lot of pain but hopefully it will get better with more treatments/lots of voltaren (yay) /electrode tickly machine :D
I want to buy 1 of those things they are actually amazing.
Ok well i am off to apply heat to my neck/back/jaw and i have a hot water bottle i purchased once for no reason...
Now i must have peter alexander water bottle covers 4 it
=D

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