I'm wearing lipstick again(not2dowithfashion)

i love the tuxedo mask so much.
if ever there was a cart00n character i would like to lay beside it would be him.
Speaking of ultimate dreamboats...
i was google stalking as per usual and was looking up pictures of rain.
Anywhoo.
this dude popped up under 'rain'.
his name is Rain Bi.
He's a Thai singer.
/ major heart throb.
also he's a cancerian that's why when i saw him for a split second i felt a connection straight away and stalked further 2 enhance our deep love. (cough i'm a big creep cough.)
Anyway due to my INTENSE psychic powers i realised where else we had connected before.
I watched this korean art house (weird) film called
"I'm a Cyborg, But That's Ok"
Great film about love in mental institution.
was amazing defs can recommend it.
And here's the man himself.

caress he's amazing.
<3

When there's nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

Great idea right about now !
**lights match to self**
I feel like death last night was intoxicating/ cold /til early morn
& my heart is still racing.



That's right.
I'm not sorry.

<3>

say my name b!tch

omgggggzzzzzzzzz. sprung comin out of the pewl 2 this song nawti cawti !
SPRUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

You weigh as much as my left nut and drink accordingly.

HAHA oh tone. uiz2funi4wordzsumtimz!
Had the best weekend ever.
Not even going to deny it.
I've never had that much fun in my life.
I hope&pray&wish that every weekend will now be like this.




I now truly realise i want to be a free spirit 4ever.

This if for my friend Christa.
May all males burn and die painfully.
Next time someone enters your heart.
Smash them with a hammer.
So no one can hurt ever hurt you.
No one is worth your tears.





AND THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND CHUCK!!!
(we will now also answer to the name's Penelope and Salma)
MAY WE HAVE MANY MORE DANCES TOGETHER IN THE NEAR FUTURE!



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FREAKY DEAKY MONSTERS !

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1055888/search-on-for-corpse-of-mystery-beast

Fishermen have been frantically dragging a lake in Canada where the corpse of a bizarre looking animal was discovered.

But days of search party expeditions in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, northern Ontario, have so far proved fruitless with local residents failing to unearth the body of the mystery creature.

A website for the town has posted a link to pictures of fishermen searching for the white-eyed creature, dubbed a lake gargoyle in some media reports, using boats. Other photos show locals combing the shoreline for clues.

PHOTOS: Baffling mystery creature

The strange animal has generated worldwide interest after local authorities last week released a series of photos taken by two nurses who found it.

Bearing matted fur, a rat-like tail and a feline face, the animal was variously speculated to be anything from a bear to a mixed breed of an otter and a beaver.

But the mystery is likely to remain unsolved unless the corpse can be found.

The two nurses found the creature in early May said they left it on the rocky shoreline where they first saw it, the Globe and Mail news website reports.

Not being local to the area, the pair assumed the creature was a regional animal they weren't familiar with.

Once they realised the importance of their discovery, they returned to scene only to find the corpse had disappeared.

"Whether it was eaten by dogs or it was washed away because this was on the shore, or it was eaten by seagulls, I don't know," local councillor Darryl Sainnawap told the website.

"All we know is it’s not there anymore and what’s left of it are the pictures."

The creature is known in the town as the "ugly one" and, according to the website, community elders have seen similar creatures before.

Elders have described the discovery of an ugly one as a "bad omen".

It seems the town, which has a population of 1200, is no stranger to sightings of mythical beasts, with several local residents also claiming to have spotted their own Loch Ness Monster.

"Several community members have seen a huge water snake in the deep waters of Kitchenuhmay koosib. They have seen it even around the bay of the community,"a post on the town website reads.

"In the 40's and 50's, community members used to see Mermaids sitting on rock islands or popping out of the waters," it added.

The discovery has drawn comparisons with photographs taken of another mystery creature — the so-called "Montauk Monster" — which supposedly washed up in New York in 2008.

The photos received widespread media attention but the carcass was never found, prompting speculation the discovery was a hoax.

p>Then last year, photos were published of a mystery 'Gollum-like creature' spotted in Panama.

In North Carolina a supposed "sewer monster" was revealed as thousands of worms attached together.

Thx DJ DBLZ

Total excellentness!

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DOUBLE BLOG.

I DOUBLE BLOG BECAUSE I CAN !
rain+thunder+lightening+dubi+newhotwaterbottle+
candles+bed+tv fixed+lonely+lost in my thoughts

= this song

Time has stopped before us
The sky cannot ignore us
No one can separate us
For we are all that is left

CAT KNUCKLES LOL

(HOW FUNNY IS THAT / MAYBE I SHOULD PROB STOP GOING ON GOOGLE TOO MUCH lawl)

Hellewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fellow bloggers and blog viewers!
I worked a long tedious day today filled with customers who do what if you worked in retail you would understand as the worst most annoying thing anyone could ever do.
Trying on t595housand98540589 items and not buying any only to leave you to spend the next hour re hanging only for it to happen all over again.
BUt. then again. i quite enjoy hanging things and folding.
lil housewife hehe ^_^ luvz it

I had the biggest lolzy attack today
Me: L00k i got a hell kitty PHONE CHARM!!!!
T-pain: HAHA HELLO KITTY IS MADE FROM REAL CATS!
Me: (in head) *...omg...r they...WAIT* ...HAHAHA
T-pain: *picks up charm* THAT'S A CAT KNUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

lolz all round.
lolfest to be quite frank.
AND YOU WEREN'T INVITED.


ahhhh cat knuckle . next time i see a cat i am going to feel on its paws where/if there are knuckles and then wee myself with laughter.

k too late i re-tabbed and am googling cat knuckle.
i am posting the most appropriate picture i can find.
now off to my newly fixed fresh from the dick smith hotties
(thanks wolverine impersonator for a living and JARRED yes i know who you are you odd boy with claws for nails)
tv HOORAH
<3
p.s. this is cat knuckle on google. LOl.

parTy On wayne. Party On Garth.

Worked today. It was a hellish barista blur. Luckily my lil manager rickel pickel is going to bring me
a special kind of present ;)
tomorrow in honour of my staying back 2 extra hours because she had migraines.

WAYNE'S WORLD. WAYNE'S WORLD. PARTY TIME. EXCELLENT.
^_^

Went out to din with the fam 2nite to The Apple Tree.
EXCELLENT MUNCHPOST.

Tomorrow (if i get time as again i must whore myself out to the coffee machine)
i'm going to put on my new nail stickers. I bought them from the lil' asian stall.
I asked for flowers ^_^...shootings stars ^_^ ...love hearts ^_^

AND SKULLS WITH HORNS OF SATAN.
muaha.

I am ze bored. . .
in future i plan to dress up as garth from wayne's world to a costume party.
BRING IT ON.
This is my song 4 2nite.



& with that...
she whisked off to indulge in some guilty yet pleasurable shows she loved more than
anything or anyone in the world.
Sometimes I forget where to find my life...
Fiction or Non-Fiction.
Don't try and find me...i'll be in the adults section.
HEEE HEEE HEEEE HEEEEE GIGGLEZ
DAT Y I AM

NAWTi CAWTi
MEOW
^_^

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jeff changed my life.

at age 14 i fell so in love.
too bad he's dead. just my luck. so typical.
mmm...a scorpio.
^_^
woulda/coulda/been/steamy/lovin
^_^
Anyway he's amazing & he gives me electrifying goosebumps.
So much I could say about him but this song says it all...
Why can't real life people be like this?
If only...
& if only i could have saved you jeff...from your dreadful...yet alluring death by drowning.
i'm sorry that i was a mere child of 6
T_T
Forgive me.



<3

you give me chills.

"This weather is utterly impossible!" she said to herself whilst sprinting from the shower naked to the safety of her warm room.

Recently I have discovered a new taste for excessively hot food.
Raw chopped chillies & chilli flakes & wasabi.
oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Anyway this winter season I refuse to get sick and thus I will be experimenting by eating
HAWT HAWT HAWT HAWT foods
to ward off diseases/ aka the swine and so forth.
Also miso soup. I purchased 3 different brands/types today to find my favourite one as these are supposedly very good for you.
excitement.

I have to work 6 days this week. MISTAKE.
But i did indeed have a lovely beginning to the week (last night)

Currently... wishing hoping dreaming
I was somewhere else.



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Happy Birthday David You Minx!

Happy 19th my friend last night was fun yay ^_^

<3
so tired now.
byebye.

Blow Me Up !

I decided that I really miss/want inflatable furniture &accessories. I ADORED them back in the day. But would always put a blanket of some kind whilst sitting on to avoid sticking factor. Anyway inflatable furniture has hugely progressed over the last decade.

What i most want in the whole world again is an inflatable backpack.
I loved mine until it unfortunately got a hole in it and became a sagging piece of plastic.
This black one is super stylinnnn
^_^
I think most of all i really like the idea of sitting/lying/relying on
a i r .
lol. it's weird.

<3

dear higher being , i want to punch you in the face. Badly.

T_T
(That is crying asian emoticon. get ready for that to be used A LOT in future)

To whom it may concern (aka higher being whoever/whatever the F you are),
This is to let you know that tonight on the 11th May 2010,
I, Courtney Alexandra Evans, have now officially and once and for all
confirmed my intense, boiling hatred of you.
It's been building the past few years. But yes. News just in.
I hate you.
That's right. I have lost my wallet.or more like.
YOU took it away from me to ruin my life yet again.
You did this to me. To spite me. My friend at work gave me a FAKE voodoo doll. I believe in astrology. I believe that there are such things as fairies and unicorns and all things magical. I believe what the psychic/palm reader/rune stone reader/tea leaf reader/tarot readersays. BLABLABLABLABLABLA.
So you punish me for this? By letting my wallet slip away unnoticed.
Someone probably picked it up and laughed at my hideous ID's, took my gloria jean's card i've been saving my free coffee for a rainy (poor) day and threw it in a gutter.

And what are you doing right now? Sitting up there on your cloud LAUGHING at me.
ROCLing
"Rolling On Cloud Laughing"
you bastard i actually hate you so much you ruin everything for me every time.
Just when i think it's safe to turn around you decide to punish me.
Anywhoo,just a note to let you know that any possible inkling i had that you were real/actually a nice dude has actually just been crushed. Once again I am forced to rise like a phoenix from the ashes, smirk in your face, yell 'fuck you' numerous times at seemingly no one, scream, punch things, listen to loud music, scream a bit more.
And try and move forth. But this time....
Wallet. NOT in hand.
(but instead in yours you cunning, manipulative whore)
I will try and pick up my shattered shell of a being.
And move on. ... Whilst i listen to this.
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T HAVE MY PHONE/iPOD THIS TIME SUCKER!



Didn't quite catch what they were saying .
Here's a link to read these special words if you would care to do so.
**ahem**

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/p/parkway_drive/boneyards.html

**note: i hope this RANT somehow portrays the pain / anguish / bitterness i feel at the moment as a result of not having my precious wallet / ALSO fyi, i do not like screamo ALSO i am not emo
kthxbye the end.

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^_^ starz in my eyez ^_^

This is better than flowers any day
^_^
a d00d at my d@d's work made them 4 me!
what a nice surprise/made me smile like this :D :D :D


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i'm listening to this and wishing upon a star 2night

^_^

so..KIND OF OVER DICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yer i am.
i'm over penis. moved on. frikin annoying penis.argh.
go wither & die plz.
why this sudden change of heart you ask? many reasons. but mainly because ...
beyonce is the one for me. when i saw this video clip. i realised that penis is annoying. & beyonce is um... AHmayzing !!!!
so for all yew bitchz out there whoz over the penis too! i say !
AHOY !
&
WATCH THIS !



BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
i WANA GO ALL FKIN GHETTO SEXi MAMA n PIMP SEX UP DiS JOiNT HIT UP MYSTiQUE WIT DA GAL PALZ MEET A GANGSTA BOi WIT SUM SWAGGA.
yo.
**grinds**
<3

In a perfect place, where the noise did not intrude, our world was so very complete.

(i wish he never had to die.)
'
Once upon a time, there was a Candy and Dan... Things were very hot that year... All the wax was melting on the trees... He would crawl on balconies, climb everywhere. Do anything for her... My Danny boy. Thousands of birds. The tiniest birds adorned her hair... Everything was golden... One night the bed caught fire... He was handsome, and a very good criminal... We lived on sunlight and chocolate bars... It was the afternoon of extravagant delight... Danny, the Daredevil... Candy went missing...

The day's last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks..."I wanna try it your way this time!" You came into my life really fast, and I liked it. We squelched in the mud of our joy. I was wet thighed with the surrender... Then there was a gap in things... And the whole earth tilted... This is the business. This is what we're after. With you inside me... Comes the hatch of death......The monster in the pool...We are a proper family now with cats and chickens and runner beans...Everywhere I looked...And sometimes I hate you ...Friday -- I didn't mean that, mother of theblueness...Angel of the storm...Remember me in my opaqueness...You pointed at the sky, that one called Sirius or dog star, but on here on earth...Fly away sun...Ha ha fucking ha you are so funny Dan...A vase of flowers by the bed...My bare blue knees at dawn.
These ruffled sheets and you are gone and I am going too.
I broke your head on the back of the bed but the baby he died in the morning.
I gave him a name...His name was thomas...Poor little god...His heart pounds like a voodoo drum.

i wrote this on my door tonight. it was like meditating.
<3

i love icing

wild night out / best picture eva?
i think so.
sometimes i feel there is an uncanny resemblance between me and 'the Todd'.
lol.

^_^C&C cigga tym^_^

Hello!
I saw girl with the dragon tattoo with mynametwin tonight!
this many *'s
*************************************************************
It completely lived up to my expectations.
I love it when movies turn out to be everything you expected + more.
GReAt SuCcEsS!
GO SEE IT. i usually hate/am very let down by movies that have been built up
but no. not tonight. not for the whole 2.5 hours! it was
scaryfunnysadterrifyingsuspenseemotionalthrillingsickeningunpredictableamazing
poor dj dblz'z was clutched on2 for dear life / hiding eyes due to suspense /many a cigz afterward was a necessity !
watch it! GO NOW! RIGHT NOW!



cANNOT. wait to read the books. i heard on the radio (6 12 ABC with the mother oh yes. i am that kewl/grandma trapped in young person's body)
the author died and the transcripts were found after his death and published & became best sellers !
In other news i bought wayway2pricey moisturiser & a voldemort hand
& i went bit T2 crazy today eek.
ruby red rosehip AHOY!



listen! @mazing! night!
^_^

<3

ChAmPagNe darling champagne for everyone !

Call me Bubbles darling, everyone does!

tONIGHT.

was my lil' bro's formal. We held the pre.
i had a lot of this.
(fine. 3 glasses. a lot for my stature!!!)

I ended up getting tad overexcited.
When the stretch hummer came to collect the lovely formal goers i went and
got delicious photos (alone) / started posing with it (alone).
in front of all the young ladies and gentlemen's parental folk.
sigh. they were jealous. (cough) / giggled at me. / judged me.
but. i never thought i would get that excited over a stretch hummer. usually i see them
& i'm just like...pff... try hardz.
but.
it was right there in front of me.
IT WAS IMMENSE.
the champagne giggles got the better of me tonight. (AGAIN)
Here is me
(what i think the photos will be just like actually coz im like fullz hot n shityah?)
OMG. STRETCH HUMMER
:o:o:o
oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
*CLAMBERS ON AND MOUNTS HUMMER*
me. climbin on oh yeah.
relivin ma youth
Posssssssinnnnn' 4 the parenttssssss
"MUMMM HOW COOL IS THIS LOOK @ ME"
mum: COURTNEY PUT YOUR LEGS DOWN STOP IT GET DOWN OFF THERE
courtney: MUM LOOK AT ME IM ON A HUMMER :D:D:D:D
mum:COURTNEY LEGS OFF !!!!!!! :@:@:@:@
courtney: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET ME GO WITH YOU TO THE FORMAL INVITE ME
but..i dont want to go inside... :'(

the end.

***note: these circumstances may have been exaggerated...OR WERE THEY?>???!?!?!? muahah*** not but srsly i am not putting up the real photos / they r grossuglyretarded

Here is a very embarrassing one of me though that i hope you will enjoy @ my expense.
<3

yeaaaaaa boiiiiiii

no but seriously ..am i weird though?

ENTER MY MIND/ I AM A MERM@iD ! ! ! ! !

Just so u know/may have realised.
i will seldom write about anything to do directly with me/actual thoughts/feelings/reality/normal. ha. so tonight i felt like opening up.

omgzzzzzzzzfrikyezsoexcitedheybabez!
THROUGH THE STARS OF COURSE.
i will never divulge in my blog entire realities. 2 bad 4 yew!
So. here. is. the most of me you will ever get probz. & enjoy my many pics of mermaids.

The Astrological birth sign of Pisces (February 19 - March 20) is usually associated with being extremely creative, sensitive, and artistic, as well as a healthy fascination with the metaphysical and spiritual.

Pisces are the most intuitive and spiritually developed of the zodiac birth signs.

Aptly called "old souls", Pisces thirst for spiritual knowledge and personal growth. They are the twelfth, and last, of the Zodiac signs, and as such, tend to have a more finely tuned intuition, sixth sense or extrasensory ability to perceive others feelings.

The duality of the Pisces personality is best described as a constant ebb and flow,

back and forth, straddling the physical, material world and the ethereal, divine realm where Pisces vivid imagination, powerful intuition and creative daydreaming feel like home.

Pisces are creators.

Pisces are common as inventors, writers, musicians, painters, and dancers. Pisces make great friends and mates. Pisces are extremely loyal and caring.
Pisces often possess uncanny intuitive or psychic abilities.

PISCES - February 19 - March 20

Pisces is the 12th sign of the Zodiac and is represented by two fish swimming in opposite directions. The two fish symbolize the internal struggle of the soul within a Pisces. Often, the fish are swimming away from each other in a circle representing life after death or reincarnation. Pisces is considered a feminine or negative sign. Feminine signs are considered more passive, receptive and sensitive than masculine/positive signs.

Pisces are sensitive, humane and often idealistic. People born under this sign react emotionally to everything making them compassionate and sensitive to those around them. Rather than taking an analytical approach to life, pisces react to the feelings of others and as a result can be very influential when they choose to be. In the right situation a Pisces can be capable of incredible deeds. The positive nature of a Pisces and the fact that they are tuned into the feelings of others makes them socially popular.

Being able to read and react to situations makes Pisces one of the most adaptive signs in the Zodiac. They are very intuitive and as a result can be flexible and prosper in many different situations. The intuitive nature of Pisces also makes them a very creative and imaginative sign. Pisces are often artists, writers and dreamers. The strong intuition of a Pisces can also mean that they are very spiritual.

lol. the best 'picture' analogy of pisces i could find on the net.

bit lame but i enjoyed the

"extremely weird but in a good way"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

funni

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p.s. JUST STARTED TO RAIN. YAY 4 LIFE !

'nothing tastes as good as being thin feels'-Kate Moss

I would actually turn for her. Right Here. Right now.
She's actually amazing.
And so mysterious too.

Sorry. I'm 2 tired 4 this.

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