i actually would die for him. No actually changed my mind cause someone from a rival gang might read this and take me seriously. This deserved its own post. Dirrtttttyyyyyyyy VeRrSsSsiOINNnNnNnNNnNNn MmMmMfFKkKeER! free lil wayne!
gIvEz Me y@ BrEDZ mFkErZ oR Im@ PoP dIs In Y@ FacE!!!!!!
Who steals bread?
like who do you think you are ?
Oliver frikin Twist?
Nobutsrsly.
that was the highlight of my day as my de@r p@l toto told me he stole a box filled with bread early morning from a cafe after a schweet nite out.
o.
m.
g. That is sew hilar i almost just rofld off ma comp chair.
Back in ze ancient timez he would MOST DEFINETELY have been locked up 4EVER.
Slash had head chopped off/hung/burned at the stake...& shit.
For stealing a mere loaf..no actually ENTIRE BOX.. of bread.
woah.
Sigh. ^_^
Last night was a full m00n! Perfect for brewing your cauldron, chucking in those newts tails, and stabbing at your
v00d00 dolls.
muAhHAhaHAhaHAhaHAahAH.
**leaps onto broomstick**
totez jks.But its true everything is more magical
with a full, juicy M00N! i love the moon.
and it loves me. the moon controls the tides which is water.
which is water signs, which is Pisces.
I feel very mystical and more psychic than usualllllllll.
2DAY'S RANT. sO.
i'M ACTUALLY. so fing annoyed at all this media/govt hype to put higher taxes on smoking/put in brown paper packaging and use plain black text on the boxes.
REALLY. ANNOYED.
The government annoys me in general. the alcopop tax? GREAT SUCCESS GOVERNMENT GOOD ON YOU FOR TURNING YOUNG PEOPLE ONTO HARD LIQUOR AND GOON SACKS
yes. thumbs up!!!
Now you are going to raise the prices of cigarettes/make them un-pretty?
wow.
Shouldn't you be like fixing the hospital system itself rather than blaming the smoking population
(which is not the majority may i add)
for all the health system's problems?
f.tards.
Maybe
(THIS IS MY BLOG AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT SO GO AWAY IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE)
the doctor's should stop keeping old, decaying, sick, people alive for years on medication/life support etc. when really they
should be dead and buried. Then we would not have taxes to pay for their treatment/pensions for as long as we do.
Thus there would be no need for the bullshit excuses to raise the tax on tobacco and blame the world ending on dirty dirty smokers.
f. off. world/anyone who automatically judges/hates people for smoking.
guess what?
I HATE YOU MORE
you arrogant, judgmental, ignorant douchers.
Freedom Of Choice ftw! p.s. is that her vagina? sorry if it is...i'm a bit puzzled...
Other than that today nothing really of gr8 excitement.
I lost my physio virginity.
Great Success it was awesome and i am in a lot of pain but hopefully it will get better with more treatments/lots of voltaren (yay) /electrode tickly machine :D
I want to buy 1 of those things they are actually amazing.
Ok well i am off to apply heat to my neck/back/jaw and i have a hot water bottle i purchased once for no reason...
Now i must have peter alexander water bottle covers 4 it
=D
i've been waiting a while to post about my intense love of Harry Potter and all things Harry Potter/Hogwarts-esque. it is a deep, fierce, passionate love i think i will have all my life & i honestly don't think i could develop those feelings for anything/anyone else in future. Anyway. I've read the books more than anybody in the world, i do online quizzes, i enjoy harry potter costumes, i know everything there is know about HP world. yer. I'm kind of a big deal.
Anyway so I was surfing the wicked waves of the Net yer dawggggg to my delight i find out that Harry Potter 7 (Deathly Hallows) the movie is due to be released on Nov 19th 2010. YES.yes.YES.yes.Yes.yes. OH YES.
Rant / unleashing of Hatred today... watch out.
Old people shopping in young people's stores. Look. You are Old. Wrinkly. and did i mention Old? so why the F are you shopping at a store with clothing aimed at tweens - twenties? like seriously. You are sad. It's fine if you are a total Milf. That's hot. I idolise you and i too will be a milf one day as i am afraid of aging. But honestly if you are old/unfashionable/NOT A MILF why r u here babez? Why do you complain that everything is: Too short, Too tight/clingy, Too "racy", Too young. it makes it awkward for the both of us after I've shown you the entire 5849358435843289042809583095 pieces of clothing in our store and you complain after each & every item. GO . TO . MILLERS/SUSAN'S/SUZZANEGRAE/MYERS just leave me alone.
If you think you look like this... When really you look like ANY of the following ... THEN STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! kthxbye.
Heyyhiiiwassssaaarrrppppppppp. i'm so hungover/bored/lonely/wanttoplaywithppl.
Come play with me.
I really feel like making a doona fort. I know there are some people out there who share this fantasy with me.
but where are you RIGHT NOW WHEN @ll i want is to cre8 a sweet sweet fortress made of bedding!!!
let's pl@y now. yayywoohoooyippyyyy!!!!!!!!
or going to live in a ...
hobbit hole!
^_^
Care 2 join?
I would actually love to live in some kind of outdoor room. Garden meets cosy cottage room.
Or live in a room with painted fantasy themed walls.
AWESOME!
These are the kind of murals I desire.Omg . i would be so happy living in ma lil fantasy house.=D
I'm so in the mood for some ye olde english film/tv miniseries.
I think i may go a little Brideshead Revisited.
Originally it was a book but then a miniseries and then a movie a couple of years back.
Mini series is the best...
It's amazing i heartily recommend it.
I am sewww jealous of Charles & Sebastian' (& Aloysius', Sebastian's bear)
s00per d00per chilled lives. I bet they would make a fort with me RIGHT NOW
& we would chill and relax
&
drink champagne & eat strawberries all day long.
alsoilove tv. <3>
I am s00per d00per excited for 2 of my fave shows season return. Tonight - the epic adventures of Merlin continue. Oh sweet Merlin, and Arthur and the tales of Camelot. sew excited cannot wait.
HOORAY.
Also on wednesday the fourth season of ...
The Dudesons is back! YES YES YES YES YES! My brother and i have watched since the beginning and now it is the 4th season! They are 4 Scandinavian boiz who hurt/prank each other. They were doing it way before the Jackass losers. And they are actually funny. I find Jackass like.um. revolting esp. because they are just irritating obnoxious Americans with no real sense of humour. But the Dudesons are actually hilarious.
ilove jUKKA!
^_^
I cannot wait!
i had a bignytout. at one point i hit my eye/head against a car window. I took this photo of myself earlier. ...
not really. i will put up pictures of last night s00n. I think they will be some funny 1's.
I really want this tattooed on me. Scaled down however.
O if you don't know that is the name of Damien Rice's album i have been listening to all night. After a busyhecticwowpeopleouttheresurearecrazyday at work i sadly declined a night of rowdy going out as my face was sore from smiling. Also tonight is rugby and drunk rugby crowds celebrating is my version of hell and instead of being humped&handmauled by strange men... i choose to come home to Damien. He's been with me for a long time now and we are still going strong. If you aren't into acoustic wining heartbreaking borderline suicidal music then you probs should just leave now.He's amazing. Nothing will ever beat: me+candlez'n'baths+cigs+G&Tz+Damien.
^_^
love, it taught me 2 lie. life, it taught me 2 die.
Is that alright? Yeah? Give my gun away when it's loaded. Is that alright with you?
DIE OUT male species or become like Rick. Seriously. Do it.
k now watch and learn the art of being a true man.
oh rick.
you make me quiver. also i use this song as my wake up alarm.
GR00VY :D
iWant to take a trip & snuggle inside your trench coat ! you fox.
I just love it how people hate the rain&complain. I love watching them suffer. "Ohhh this weather is so miserableee wah wah my feet are wet wah wah my clothes are wet wah wah, doesn't it just put a dampener on your day?"
Um. Well no actually you incessantly irritating happy people who enjoy the sunshine and persistent nagging of the blue sky? the Rain makes mewant tostrip naked & run through the streets shouting out of pure sweet sweet elated joy ! ! ! ! ! ! =D
Anywhoo.
These are some pictures from a few weeks ago from a night-on-the-town !
If they do not manage to brighten your day like they sure diddly did mine then suckabig phat1.
(Oh just by the way...
It's like, raining!)
<3
We b Ghetto Fabulous.
Oh Hello Hello Baby.
You called. I can't here a thing.
can u here me now?..how about now? what about now? WHAT ABOUT NOW???hello??!?!?!
ANSWER YOU BASTARD!!!
Should've made plans. Knew i was free. BEbz.
Left ma hed n ma <3 on the d floor.
YEAH . grinding against other men. suck on that sucker.
Sippin dat bub.
did u spike it? Fing PERVERT FREAK!!!
I like the way you pull my hair.
It is nice. I like. ^_^
cCcCcOME HEReEeE RUDE BOY. yes. you.
Can yew get it up? what's that you can't...how awkward...
Tonight Ima let cha be a ryder.
Giddy up beb.
LIKE BOOM BOOM BOOM.
&now. What you've all been waiting for. XXX..cess CATSKIN oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Here we are. Petting Rufus. Rufini. Rufel. Rufemeister.
(Aka rubes pubes' kat)
Here she is with him. k00tie pie!
THEN SHE DID THIS !!! IT IS A CAT BUT ALSO BAGETTE/SATCHEL/HANDBAG ACCESSORY!
MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN! wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
xD
**Please note. No Rufus' were harmed in these events. He has a disease where he has no collagen therefore his skin is fullz loose. And you can pick him up by his skin quite painlessly. As you can see he is not bothered. ** yer. dont wana get sued.
Gangsters and vampires? woooooooooooahhhhhh wow wee wah d00000ddd.
Nuddin 2 say just dat dis iz psbli da gr8st song lyk evr . yo mfkrs dun evn no ho gangstr dis betch iz . i be al up in dat shiz ballin yo b luvin ma thug. n yer dat iz me in da vid clyp. snoop d O dbl G nd me iz getin hitchd. yer he da orginl gangstr rite der.
yer. officially decided that by describing my dream in explicit detail would be utterly dull. SNOREEEE! So i am posting pictures. A picture story(with small comments) =D for your own interpretations... I have the most ViViD and technicolour dreams out of anyone i know. and i NEVERforget them. EVER.
