Friday, April 9, 2010

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FREAKS R US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



salutations.
i have many things i would like to post but i avoid writing more than one post a day so as to keep my three (WOW YES WELCOME FRIENDS HELLO LET'S HAVE A TEA PARTY PLEASE JOIN ME AND NEVER LEAVE =D =D =D) followers in raging anticipation for ma next blog. slash also because i don't want to appear a lonely, sad and very bored person.

worked today and had to stay back 2.5 hours longer. hates life. It's funny how things work out. "Fate" or "Destiny" as they call it. If i had not stayed back that extra 2.5 hours a chain reaction would not have occurred. I would have come home , had a shower, watched tv for 6000 hours maybe come on facebook for a bit. chatted to ma m8s. had dinner with ma famille. watched more tv. slept. (yeah sounds f-ing boring but i'm being brutally honest here for full blog post impact)

but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&but no. instead i stayed back. being the kind hearted and lovely employee that i truly am. As the clock approached sweet, joyous ^%&$&%&$%HOME TIME %$%&^$%^$%^$ =D =D this old man and woman were suddenly at the counter ordering . i like very few pensioners. they amp;%&$%HOME TIME %$%&^$%^$%^$ =D =D this old man and woman were suddenly at the counter ordering . i like very few pensioners. they amp;%&$%HOME TIME %$%&^$%^$%^$ =D =D this old man and woman were suddenly at the counter ordering . i like very few pensioners. they amp;%&$%HOME TIME %$%&^$%^$%^$ =D =D this old man and woman were suddenly at the counter ordering . i like very few pensioners. they sense my weaknesses and pick on me.
anyway i ended up getting abused by a guy that looked like rasputin and his senile wife. i told her i liked her necklace (see ma weakness for complimenting them and what do they do just thro it bak at ya court thro that shit rite bak babe) and she said actually she bellowed like a rhino :
NO NO YOU DID NOT HEAR ME I SAID MANDARIN JUICEeeEeeeeeEeeeeeeeEEEE.
kewl old lady. kewl. whatever.
the man kept abusing me all afternoon. I don't know if it is just me that gets picked on by the elderly but they do this thing where they think it's funny to insult you. Then laugh ridiculously hard. For instance I walked outside to get some plates:

Rasputin: what are you doing?
me: .......
Rasputin: Do you actually do anything? Do you do any work at all? Are you even working? Your not are you ? You aren't doing anything are you?
me: ...um..wha...er...
Rasputin: I SAID YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY DOING ANY WORK ARE YOU?
me: ... yes !!!!!!!!!!!! *glares* i'm working. *rolls eyes and storms off *

Good comeback me. Awhile later i was sweeping and he came up to the door and stood there.


Rasputin: AH AH AH EXCUSE ME !!!!!!!!!!
me: ... yes.... *prepares to stab him in eye with broom handle*
Rasputin: YOU MISSED A SPOT


Then he burst out laughing and walked back to his table and sat down. i was like srsly f you old man. then he came up and put shopping trolleys outside and told my boss he had left some wheelbarrows out there for her.
i was like ENJOY DEATH!!!! SEEE YOUUUUU LATER BABE!!!! . yeah i have a violent raging temper which i suppress in my worklife in order to retain my jobs /have money. but sometimes my eyes turn white and i become storm from X-men.

i know that sounds incredibly petty and annoying. but next time you think you are having a bad day enjoy the thought of me being slowly abused and crushed by an old -rasputin-lookalike-man and his senile /in a walker wife. sigh.

For those of you who are stupid/did not do modern history Rasputin -full name grigori rasputin he was this crazy russian d00d in the 1800s in russia and he was fullz weird tried to overthrow tsar rule/he was just a KRAZY WIZARD!!!
you may also remember him from the excellent movie (cartoon) "anastasia" he had the little pet bat thing. creepy thin dude with long hair + beard. i had the anastasia doll. she had such hard hair. greased into this bun thing with a tiara. blue dress. so hawt. god i had such a crush on dimitri frick he was amazing.

Moving on. If i had not stayed back at work and not faced this torturous abuse today i would not have come home cracked open the gin and tonics and decide it would be amazingly entertaining to indulge in facebook / youtube stalking all afternoon and start joining groups. Then get my friend Ruby aka rubespubes.blogspot.com (HOLLER TO MA HOME GURL) to join me in my adventures. I feel that the majority of facebook lately has been joining those turban sites or just joining a lot of groups. So i decided to take it to the Xtreme (addictive personality) and now i have joined hundreds of groups. then had a big youtube fit by finding people (that look like monster/aliens) that sing on youtube. AMAZING.

this is Nichole337



she is quite famous . personal favz include taylor swift should've said no and miley cyrus party in the USA.


and this. is hitmanbreakeroftheye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjJYDDXJi0&feature=related

i would die for him. i love him. worship him. if someone wants to make me a present and receive my eternal love 4eva they should download all his videos and make it into a dvd for me.
Please. someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ItLd8-P6nM&feature=related

please. barbie girl. please just never stop. i love you. his voice. so low. so high.

imagine if i hadn't worked those 2.5 hrs. srsly. would never have had the joy that this group joining/youtube people give me .Also would not have found the meaning to life. Please enjoy. I think this will become my religion. I will worship it. Create my own cult.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0xgRA_Sk0&feature=fvw

sorry if anyone out there in blogworld gets offended and feels i am judging unfortunate people.
IAM.
makes me smile like this =D
mwaz bebz.

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