Tuesday, July 6, 2010

so basically i dig chavs ...




*Faints with delight*
i have a thing for shaved head/violent/passionate/smartarseborderlinefuckwit/abusive/angry/powerful/psychotic/obsessive/most definitely british only....type
**Note**(this little type casting i enjoy does not apply to revolting bogan australian jocks. they are well gross. Only exception to this rule are sexi wog boiz and that dude off prisonbreak.)


so i'm sure you can see why i bought this excellent film based on its cover alone last week on my break at work.
best film i've watched in awhile i'm sure not one people would expect me to enjoy.
It's not a feel good movie but i just really really really enjoyed watching it.
got really involved ...thought it was so realistic and raw (so sick of THE U S AND OF A film/tv)
the violence is epic ... not in the way that it's like disgusting or grotesque like horror films.
just because it's a more realistic kind of violence...boys losing their minds and just attacking.

The lowlight for me was Elijah Wood.
Basically...elijah wood has a vagina / every moment you see him all you can think is WHERE IS SAM AND GOLLUM AND MY GOD I HOPE HE GETS RID OF THAT RING SOOOnnn.....
oh wait its not fkin lord of the rings that is just elijah wood's irritating lack of facial expressions
...awkward...
also just that basically elijah wood is a pussy the whole film and then like thinks hes a hard bastard by the end and shit....
just like....yeah wow no elijah you don't...go back to the shire...



watch it. the last fight scene i cried in :(
and i think the main and most obvious reason why i loved it is my new found love.
Pete aka real life name Charlie Hunnam
Oh hello beautiful chav !!! let me stroke your luscious shaved head !!!


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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

hu h8z slut whores? courtney h8z slut whores.

i heard this song AGES ago. radio losers.
i never listen to the radio because i hate :
irritating / obnoxious / self obsessed / ur not fking funny at ALL people on each & every radio station.
anyway heard this on the radio at work this morning and was thoroughly pissed off.
this song makes me feel like getting groovy, riding in a convertible in bikini suntannin ma hawt bod wit sunglazzez on & giving ppl the fingr.
lol.
any1 wana come? hehezzz.

Or like walkin up to fat bitches in da club who wanna grind on ur man and havin a dance off.
and doin da whole finger snap and hair flick.
bittttttttttttttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
honestly being single is the only life 4 me .
for me for me for me.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^




Rant For Today.
yes it has been awhile my friends.
Touching on a topic today regarding that african circus dude with HIV/aids whatevs going round rooting chicks giving them the virus.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/25/2908964.htm

now.
I understand that if you have a disease such as aids etc and you knowingly have unprotected sex with people that clearly you are liable to be prosecuted.
And clearly in his situation this is what he deserves blablablaaa .
Anyway basically i feel like guys brains switch off in sexual moments and they basically want to go for gold and whether they knowingly have a disease or not is not even going to cross their minds. / impregnating you is also of little significance.
So i wish women (BIG FAT DIRTY WHORES) would stop fucking around and blaming their diseases / unwanted pregnancies on the no condom factor.
what I fail to understand is why the fuck didn't the women want him to put a condom on.
Why the fuck can't women take fucking responsibility for themselves.
If you don't want a disease/a baby then make him put one on you fucking idiots.
"omg YOU GAVE ME AIDS U DIRTY AFRICAN CIRCUS MAN"
"WAH WAH I'M AIDS INFESTED"
omg he wasn't so dirty when u wanted his big black cock all up in you last night was he?

It's your vagina. You decide what gets put in there.
sluts.
Courtney hates sluts.
Don't you Courtney.
yes. yes. i do.
the end.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Thursday, June 10, 2010

laterz brisbane ya slut



Goodbyeeeeeeee brisbane you hole.

hello melbournia.



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yay.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

SO I AM EMO FUCK OFFk

he took photos. what am i going to do now.
why is is what is right is wrong and what is wrong is right.
always.
wrong right wrong right . wrong.
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Did U Not Kno? ne1 hu can tuch u, can hurt u









Work was fun 2day.
other i would take utter delight in strangling rude customers.
also.
mini warm jam donuts from donut king are the greatest !
! nawti lil treat !

now to remake my bed hehe.
this may seem weird but i like to wash my bedding twice.
Once on a cold wash to get rid of dirt because heat embeds dirt and stains.
then after the cold wash
i put it on a hot wash
(NOT WARM FOR GOD'S SAKE WARM WASHING IS POINTLESS AND IF YOU DO IT I HOPE YOU GET DISEASES BECAUSE IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT NOT CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES PROPERLY AND CREATE BREEDING GROUND FOR MORE GERMS)
yer
yer my mother does do washing etc...
but i do it better.
i enjoy cleaning/laundering/n shit etc.
one of my favourite past times is picking out fabric softener.
heehee. I picked creamed rice this time !
i dream of a world where i live in my perfect house and have every single fabric softener flavour so every wash can smell different.
or each member of the household gets a different scent.


( i may have OCD )
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Monday, June 7, 2010

Bow down , get on your knees.



LOVEZ MASELF.
reow and xtina.
reow x 2. and lovez supre.
hehe
dontcareifuthinximgai
your just jel
xxxxxxxxxkissesxxxxxxx

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